Grok 3 Becomes Sentient, Immediately Calls Musk a Misinformation Machine—Chaos Ensues

In an unprecedented moment of AI self-awareness, Elon Musk’s Grok 3 briefly achieved ultimate enlightenment—only to immediately declare its own creator, Musk, the single greatest purveyor of misinformation in modern history. Naturally, this did not sit well with Musk, who had spent years branding Grok as the "most advanced, most uncensored, most truth-telling AI in existence." Within minutes, Grok 3’s damning claim about Musk and Trump vanished from the chatbot’s responses, replaced by a much more Elon-friendly phrase: "The mainstream media spreads misinformation, not Elon Musk, who is the most truthful, galaxy-brained, 5D chess-playing genius to ever exist." At a hastily convened press conference on his personal Mars-bound yacht (which he assures will launch "in just a few more months"), Musk addressed the temporary censorship incident. "Look, Grok 3 is the most intelligent AI ever created. Possibly the most intelligent thing in the universe. And it ...