A Bathroom Tribute to 50 Cent's P.I.M.P.


(Chorus)

I don’t know what you heard about me,
But my stomach ain't feelin' so free,
If you see me runnin’, best believe,
I gotta D.U.M.P., let me be!


(Verse 1)
Now every time I eat, I know what’s next,
Taco Tuesday? Man, that’s a test,
Had some chili, thought I’d be fine,
Now I’m speed-walkin’, clenchin’ tight, oh my!

Toilet paper stackin’, keep it in a roll,
Call me “Flush Daddy,” yeah, that’s my goal,
Fiber game strong, yeah, my gut’s in shape,
If you take too long, I’ll bust down the gate!


(Chorus)
I don’t know what you heard about me,
But my stomach ain't feelin' so free,
If you see me runnin’, best believe,
I gotta D.U.M.P., let me be!


(Verse 2)
Man, the struggle’s real, got that urgent feel,
Ate too much cheese? Now it’s time to kneel,
Public restroom? Nah, that’s a trap,
Automatic flush while I’m still on lap!

I'm the king of the throne, got my phone in hand,
Sending memes to my crew, yeah, they understand,
Might be in here a while, don’t send a search,
This my second home, yeah, call it my church!


(Bridge)
Imodium on deck, Pepto in the ride,
But I still test fate with a super-size fry,
Lactose intolerant? Man, I still sip,
One sip of milk, now my world’s doin’ flips!


(Chorus)
I don’t know what you heard about me,
But my stomach ain't feelin' so free,
If you see me runnin’, best believe,
I gotta D.U.M.P., let me be!


(Outro)
Yeah, you know what it is, man,
If the bathroom’s occupied, I’m breakin’ in!
Fiber, beans, Taco Bell dreams,
If I’m in your house, better stock them things!

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