"Kowloon 2.0: Desert of Dreams" — A Trumpian Satire 🏜️

It all started when Donald Trump, late one night, stumbled upon a documentary about Kowloon Walled City while rage-scrolling on Truth Social. “Folks, I just discovered something incredible . This Kowloon place— tremendous , unbelievable . They built it themselves! No permits, no regulations, NO DEMOCRATS. Just walls, towers, tunnels—just like LEGOs for poor people!” And thus, a brilliant idea was born. 🧠 THE TRUMP VISION: "Kowloon 2.0: The Bigglier Wall" , a reality show meets urban policy meets fever dream, designed to: Solve the homelessness crisis Create jobs (for camera crews) Boost ratings Win the next election (probably) He announced it at a press conference held at a fake construction site set up at Mar-a-Lago, standing in front of a pile of discarded IKEA furniture and claiming it was “ phase one of construction.” “We’re giving the homeless folks a chance. A tremendous chance. They’re going to build their own city. Out in the Nevada des...