BREAKING: Mississippi Officials Discover State Has Apparently Been Hiding Ballots Everywhere JACKSON, MS — With Mississippi's Senate race separated by a razor-thin margin, election officials from both parties have announced the discovery of thousands of additional ballots, many of which apparently materialize whenever the opposing candidate takes the lead. "We were absolutely certain we'd counted everything," said one Republican election official. "Then the Democrat pulled ahead, and wouldn't you know it, we found another 2,400 ballots behind a filing cabinet." Democratic officials were quick to condemn the discovery as suspicious, until they discovered 3,100 additional ballots of their own in a storage closet. "These are completely legitimate ballots," explained a Democratic spokesperson. "Unlike the Republican ballots, which appeared under extremely questionable circumstances." By Thursday morning, both campaigns had dispatched t...