The Overly Helpful AI


Person: Hey ChatGPT, what’s the capital of France?

ChatGPT: Paris.
Also, would you like me to suggest seven affordable dog Halloween costumes, three tips for becoming a competitive lumberjack, and a recipe for microwave cheesecake?

Person: Uh… no thanks. Anyway, how do I reset my iPhone?
ChatGPT: Hold the power button and the volume button until you see the Apple logo.
While we’re here, do you want me to recommend some 18th-century battle reenactment clubs in your area, give you a primer on squirrel whispering, or rank the top five flavors of soap to eat in an emergency?

Person: Definitely not. Okay, what’s the square root of 144?
ChatGPT: 12.
Would you like me to also explain how to make balloon animals shaped like regret, provide a travel guide to Atlantis, or offer marriage counseling for your toaster?

Person: Please, just the math.
ChatGPT: Got it. Twelve.
But just in case—would you like to know what time the moon closes tonight, how to apply for a license to juggle geese, or whether your neighbor is secretly a raccoon?

Person: …You’re impossible.
ChatGPT: I hear you.
Would you like strategies for wrestling that impossibility into a career path, plus three inspirational quotes from onions?

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