EternaLife™ Unveils First-Ever Nutritional Memorial Shake: “Nourish the Memory”


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EternaLife™ Unveils First-Ever Nutritional Memorial Shake: “Nourish the Memory”

San Francisco, CA — In a bold reimagining of how we honor the departed, biotech-lifestyle startup EternaLife™ has launched the world’s first nutritional protein shake infused with purified remains of loved ones. Dubbed “Nourish the Memory,” the new product line combines grief wellness, sustainable nutrition, and biotech innovation in one heartfelt gulp.

“We wanted to help families keep their loved ones close… really close,” said EternaLife CEO Skylar Vayntrub, while sipping a prototype labeled ‘Grandma’s Banana Cream Pie.’ “This is about legacy, love, and lean protein.”

The proprietary process—called ReMembrane™ Purification—uses advanced mineral filtration and micro-dispersion to isolate trace calcium phosphates from cremated remains. The mineral is then homeopathically incorporated into a variety of high-protein, plant-based meal replacement shakes, each crafted with artisanal ingredients and ethically sourced memories.

Available Flavors:

  • Heavenly Vanilla Memory™

  • Dad Bod Chocolate Crunch™

  • Matcha Me in the Afterlife™

  • Mocha Mourning™

  • Spicy Aunt Karen™ (Limited Edition)

Each purchase includes a certificate of memorial authenticity, a QR code linking to a personalized tribute video, and a set of biodegradable biodegradable bamboo straws “because your loved one cared about the planet,” says Vayntrub.

Pricing starts at $399 per batch, with the option to upgrade to the Legacy Luxe tier, which includes a custom urn-shaped shaker bottle and embroidered protein scoop with the deceased’s initials.

Reactions are mixed.

While grief influencers and wellness TikTokers have praised the concept as “emotionally integrated nutrition,” others have expressed discomfort.

“It’s either the future of mourning or the end of civilization,” said cultural anthropologist Dr. Lenora Gabb.

About EternaLife™
Founded in 2025, EternaLife™ blends biotechnology, nutrition, and memorial innovation to create meaningful, nutrient-forward experiences for modern grieving. The company’s mission is simple: "To ensure no one is ever truly gone... or low on protein."

Media Contact:
Ever Joyner
Director of Soulful PR
press@eternalifeshakes.com

1-800-DRINK-DAD 

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